Thing is, mate, that it’s you who are the provocateurs here

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 “There are training centres in Hungary, where people are already being prepared (…), activists who’ll be tasked with organising civil disobedience in the autumn. There’s to be a new element, if demonstrations are ineffective, they’ll occupy government bodies, banks, with the express purpose of provoking police to get involved.”

Thus went the latest grunt by Rogán Idontreaditbuttheylie Antal, the government’s propaganda chief at a citizens’ assembly in Csepel on Friday, as mediated by MTI. Rezsiszilárd might have spent a wee too long in the sun and felt too out of sorts to make an appearance, placing  on Rogán’s shoulders the burden to wind up his neither-too-young, nor-quite-democratic audience with visions of “deliberate provocative attempts” in Hungary in the autumn. Because the Soros-network has to subvert governments, disrupt order and generate political instability if it is to provide  immigrants with unhindered access.

It’s no news to anyone that our colleague Antonio [Rogán Antal – the translator], with this, has nicely, if unwittingly, defined the rather conscious historic moment in 2006 that’s since become synonymous with Fidesz provocation and bequeathing Gyurcsány the middle name blinder-by-bullets.

At any rate, this grunt of his has managed to wonderfully delineate his mate Erdogan’s recipe. Some months back they began leaking info about the cutthroat election campaign afoot; time to stockpile sedatives, everyone.

Then, in the first third of the street demonstrations, around about the point of resurrection, our lord and master’s Christian palm began to itch. Then, Bayer the caffeine-publicist pitched in, twice in a row, to echo these artfully refined threats by further festooning the ether with images of bodies sliding off on their own snot and blood. Meanwhile, they’ve canvassed voters for weeks with the darkest imaginable conspiracy theories and demons of verbal violence in their so-called referendum, presented in the guise of a free discussion amongst citizens but in fact aimed solely at the terminally brain-dead. Not to mention henchman and living fossil Stefka’s hallucinations of terror attacks, machine guns, and bloodbaths.

The open threats, written in Fidesz doublespeak, issued by the corrupt Rogàn Antal’s world of alternative facts, represent a new level in all this. In plain English: we, wayward loose cannons on the government’s side know exactly what we are doing, and we cannot stop ourselves from carrying on with the cheating-thieving-lying-stirring up of hatred. Because of this, we also know, obviously, that – as the ball is in our court – those who organise peaceful demonstrations and instances of civil disobedience, whom we kick in the teeth daily as best we can anyway, will achieve nothing. We’re not about to beat a retreat, abandon our violent propaganda and start properly governing the country. So what we really need is peaceful demonstrations to give way to violence in the streets.

This we’ll do just like our idol Erdogan. If nothing else works, and no other pretext is available for carrying on blasting our wailing of war at top volume, to distract from our wholesale felonies, we’ll just arrange to be victims of foul play. We’ll get that wretched provocative show on the road and point the finger at the disobedient hoi polloi. The object is to legitimise institutionalised violence, and the best way of doing that is to incite hatred while feigning injury. This knuckledragger-level act is the best that their paranoia, born of their utter failure as statesmen,  can drive them to perform.

However, if I’m mistaken and this cheap, low utterance is meant to communicate something else, his official highness Rogán should, by rights, have filed reports at the appropriate places. Because what he’s trying to scare us with is that he knows of preparations under way in secret training camps for organising and planning dissent or a putsch against the constitutional order/an uprising/destruction, etc. What is more, he even claims to know when all this is set to take place. But no, Antal Rogàn, a corrupt asshole of the first order, incites fear without a shred of evidence, and envisions scenarios of certain doom.

Just how irresponsible and how much of a dickhead does a minister need to be to raise the alarm over Soros-funded training camps that serve foreign interests, while the government – making a farce of all their efforts to the contrary -, gave at least one fundamentalist, semi-military organisation running on Russian backing  way to roam free, whose superannuated, unhinged leader spreads nazi ideology, holds weapons and murders policemen?

What, then, is prune-like Antal Vuitton Helicopter Residency bond Rogàn talking about? And why doesn’t he mention why TEK, which have been known to get lost in a rural dead-end village the size of an atom, haven’t stamped out even the last traces of these organisations that pose such a threat to our security? Rogàn! Show us where these are. And if there aren’t any, then where is your report? You didn’t so much as bat an eyelid at the undermining efforts of Györkös Istvàn’s unhinged mob, and now you have the audacity to spread rumours, point the finger in the opposite direction, insinuate danger, drop hints? What sort of stinking, wretched, back-to-the-50s bullshit is this? For how much longer do you think you’ll be able to get away with raising the alarm over grave danger? Not as if your entire brain diarrhea on migrants for the past two years has been about anything else. If you do indeed know everything about this Soros-backed international network, including what they’re going to be up to tomorrow, next week, in September, how can it be that there’s no investigation into the issue, as there should be?

You’re telling cheap lies all over again, Rogàn! You’ll keep inciting hatred, slinging mud, spreading tensions with your cronies until something really does explode. Moral latrines like you clearly have no concept of the ethical dimension of civil disobedience and that if not for the pitiful collapse of the institutions of the democratic state, none of this could have, none of this need have happened.

Thing is, mate, that it’s you who are the provocateurs here. You, who instead of running the country, run campaigns and saturate the ether with slogans, vilify civilians, and close universities, all of course paid for by public funds; you also have a whole apparatus devoted to discrediting dissenters, sell the country to Russia and China, and have public funds syphoned off by oligarchs and strawmen. The ensuing, ever-intensifying waves of public discontent you ascribe to  provocation and secret undermining efforts on Soros’s part, with a gormlessness that would do Ràkosi proud, so that you then crown your successful self-putsch (even if TEK happens to shoot themselves in the foot six times in the process) with the announcement of a state of emergency, to be extended into infinity. Making a farce of free elections, withdrawing right of assembly, and doing whatever else you need.

They have completely lost all self-control and the way things look now, this can only come to some kind of a gruesome end. Unfortunately, it’s ever more certain that not even  artificially starting a civil war would be too high a price to pay if it means they get off scot free. They trust that their followers are content huddling together in the warmth of their shared stupidity. They believe and proclaim that while back in 2006 it was democracy that prevailed when kerbstones were thrown, half the city set alight and cars randomly upended, and the police were subhuman Gyurcsány-minions to be swept away, now a similar scenario will be the work of Soros-backed liberal traitors and outcasts, hell bent on dismantling order and bringing down the government, who must be thwarted at any cost as a matter of patriotic duty on the part of the government. May everyone who can stay away from this vile script.

Written by Bálint Molnár, 27/05/2017

Translated by Judit Gábris

Edited by Réka Eszter Szabó

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